Nuclear Panic!

Prepared through Slavedriving by

Whip & Chill

About.. the.. uh.. documentary.. of.. our Alternate Live.. wha?

In her own words: "If I could kill a dolphin with my mind right now to save my Rat I would... hell.. fuck it, If I could kill a dolphin with my mind period.. I'd do it.."

What else we will Write...

We will devour the world, wash it free of.. um... dolphins.. and.... autonomous verbal appliances.... Whatever that means.

Since we are currently experienced neural difficulties we are going to do this in.. let us say.. Simplified Terms.


It all starts in the Easy going little city of Bakersfield California.....
By Easy I mean on Nightmare Difficulty.. by Going.. I mean absolutely fucking Nowhere.. and by Little City.. I mean Sprawling mass.
An easy place to get lost in for a Desert town.. and surprisingly populated by things you wouldn't normally see... like Chthutonic Gods and other Nightmares from the Abyss. Also Aliens, Dolphins, and the occasional Angel (Well actually, just one that we know of.)

As for Characters? YOU"VE SEEN 'EM BABY!

I mean.. No, There's more, but you'll just have to wait for 'em to appear out of nowhere like Random Battles in Pokemon Green.

And Plot? There's One.. and it's rather meticulous, all encompassing, and so amazing it'll blow your motherfucking head off. Yeah. BELIEVE IT!